tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68264084499938224732012-02-16T12:58:36.351-08:00BABE_SwEeYeEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07756754920899365080noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6826408449993822473.post-34261951818795255942010-10-31T00:13:00.000-07:002010-10-31T00:14:44.276-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">那晚，我認識的一對年輕夫妻中的太太哭著來電：「你快來！我恨他！我 要和他離婚 ！」 快速趕到他們家, 這會兒還正吵的兇呢!<br />男說：「她很無聊，我上班好累，她說晚上要去散步，我說改天，她就又 哭又鬧，真是討厭！」<br />女說：「你才討厭，我在家作牛作馬為這個家打掃，為你做飯為你生孩 子，為你們臭男人當發洩獸慾的工具怎麼，只要求散個步你就會累死啦！？」<br />男說：「喂！生小孩是兩人的事又不是我一人的事，妳累難道我不累？我 發洩難道妳沒享受？」<br />女說：「哼！早知道生了小孩你不管我根本就不生，我們女人為何辛苦生 下孩子，就一定要負責孩子的一切，又不能出去工作。」<br />男說：「喂！生孩子又不是妳一人能辦到，沒有我妳生個屁。」<br />女說：「哼！你們男人有何貢獻？享受女人肉體的是你，發洩的也是你， 你貢獻了什麼？」<br />男說：「哼！沒有我的貢獻精子妳生什麼！？」 再來下面的話讓人難忘！！<br /><br />女說：「哈哈！貢獻精子你，享受完了，你射精了，你貢獻了，] 好那看看 我們女人的貢獻：<br /><br />我懷孕要忍耐嘔吐<br />我要小心飲食<br />我連生病都不敢吃藥<br />我要為肚裡孩子注意一切<br />我懷孕不便於行<br />我不再能遠行郊遊<br />我坐車都不方便<br />我要穿上大肚裝<br />我不能放心行房<br />要擔心肚裡孩子是否健康<br />我要定時去醫院產檢<br />我懷孕要破壞身材<br />我要煩惱妊娠紋的出現<br />生產後要努力</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6826408449993822473-3426195181879525594?l=sweeyee94.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BABE_SwEeYeEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07756754920899365080noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6826408449993822473.post-59351985539551368322010-10-25T02:21:00.000-07:002010-10-25T02:22:08.632-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dewdhiuiouewqoiu dwqhodwquoiwud</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dwqhdowqidhoiwd</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dwqjhioudiowqudiwqoudowiqudoiwqduw</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dwqhdiohifuyefoiuefoi</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fheffiurcndjd</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fjofiduf</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fdsjfpofusoif</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fsdjfoisufifuisfupwufowepfincs</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fjdspfiurpcmahpfiufioe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6826408449993822473-5935198553955136832?l=sweeyee94.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BABE_SwEeYeEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07756754920899365080noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6826408449993822473.post-12602725840448961232010-02-05T03:41:00.000-08:002010-10-25T02:21:23.509-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">fewfqewfewfqewfewewffewf</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">fewfewfewfqewfewewfqewfewfuer32yr</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;">fhewiofhewoifuewoif</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />德武佛培0诶03<br />肥肉热噢唔<br />飞去裒3日钷2日<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6826408449993822473-1260272584044896123?l=sweeyee94.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BABE_SwEeYeEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07756754920899365080noreply@blogger.com2